“Cereal Killers” — Police Are Keeping London Safe From Dangerous Spoons

Editor’s Note: Because we wouldn’t want spoons in the hands of hardened criminals? How utterly bizarre can the UK get?

Londoners can sleep sound at night knowing Regents Park Police are working overtime to keep spoons off their streets.

Regents Park Police announced Tuesday on Twitter: “Yesterday we conducted weapons sweeps, dealt with a person injured from a van reversing on them, reported a burglary and collected all these from @scope charity shop who diligently didn’t want them to get into the wrong hands & disposed of correctly & safely.”

The image shows the thrift shop gave them multiple knives as well as a spoon and a few letter openers.

If you can’t trust the new Londoners you imported to handle spoons without stabbing someone, perhaps you have a problem which requires more than spoon confiscation to solve?

Regents Park Police also made headlines last year for bragging about getting a file, a pair of scissors and some tools off the streets in a “weapons sweep.”

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