On Monday morning, Ava Martinez, the adorable young eight-year-old known on Twitter as “Mini AOC,” posted another video to Twitter mockingnewly-elected Democrat Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and her Green New Deal.
“Like, hello America, AOC here again,” she said in her new video. “But this time from Washington, D.C., which is named after our first president — George Washington D.C.”
“Like, I want to tell you about my plan to single-handedly save the planet. I call it the Green New Deal. I picked green because I’m still learning my colors. I came up with my plan after we were watching, like, the most important documentary on climate change. It’s called Ice Age 2: The Meltdown,” she said. “That’s not me saying it, that’s science.”
“My Green New Deal will cost, like, 93 trillion dollars. Do you know how much that is? Me neither. Because it’s totally worth it. If sea levels keep rising, we won’t be able to drive to Hawaii any more,” she added.
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“I just got this electric car,” she explained, while sitting inside a pink electric mini-car. “It’s eco-friendly and everyone has to drive one under my deal. And that’s why I bought one for my boyfriend, too, using campaign donations. Well, you bought it for him.”
A young boy drives up and she told him not to say anything. “I do the same thing to Pelosi and Schumer,” she said.
As the young boy drives away dejected, the viewer can see a sign on the back of his car that reads, “Free @RealJamesWoods.”
Here’s the video as posted to Twitter:
Reaction on Twitter was pretty much what you’d expect:
The little girl is way better than the grown up version. Hilarious too!!
— Call me Bob (@droncone1) May 13, 2019
One person asked:
— Kevin R (@elattoo) May 13, 2019
Courtesy of Conservative Firing Line
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